Dylan immediately accepted my generous proposal. He wants me to provide the internet-surfing public with tidbits about the greatest small, private, liberal arts school in the world between St. Louis and Chicago. Before I do that, there are some things I need to publicly clear up with Dylan. First, I am ashamed to say you are almost dead on with my weight. I am 6’9” and about 220 now, and more handsome than ever. My stunning good looks and even more attractive personality seem to fit my nickname, 'Goon', like a custom-made pair of slacks. As for my jumping ability, I am now consistently touching the foam under the backboard for each and every power lay-up I shoot, and since I haven’t missed a shot since 1997, they all go in.
Hell to the yes. That was a masterpiece. And it was the first of many so I hope you've developed a sweet tooth for Nick because he's gonna be dropping posts on y'all pretty regularly. I've already started going through withdrawals and I literally just finished reading it. Follow Nick on Twitter @goonsauce (amazing name, I know) and I will forward any questions you all might have which he can answer on his next featured post. A "Where Art Thou Now" feature will be coming shortly on old bucket-dropping teammate Sean Johnson so be on the lookout for that.
In other news, our FIRST WATN feature will be dropping in the next few days. $5 to whoever guesses who it will be on. Seriously, if I know you personally in any capacity I will find a way to give you those 5 dollars. All you need to do is guess correctly who it will be on in either a post, or a mention to me on Twitter @drich20 with a mention of d3business.blogspot.com. Take advantage of this opportunity people, worst case scenario, you get the answer wrong (which you will), then in the next few days you get a piping hot feature of an ex ball star!